*laaaamers*

Welcome to my llama's file. This shows the utter morons that inhabit the net Most of these People should have their net access revoked or they should just relax. I've delt with MANY llamas but I finally started this file as a record of utter stupidity. As many other people have similar files I advise you check them for a laugh.
http://www.tessier.com/ThePlan/PlainText/irc.twits
and do finger [email protected]

-Have fun reading this file and if you see any logs like these that you feel I should post, forward them to me.

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Fun with bots...

[4:21] *** Joins: bobdole ([email protected])
[4:17] <manG> [bobdole] .i'm a looser please ban me
[4:18] <bobdole> hello
[4:18] <bobdole> mang why the ban
[4:18] <manG> bobdole, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again loozer.
[4:18] <bobdole> o.k. mang
[4:18] <bobdole> mang am I normal
[4:18] <manG> bobdole, Not f00kin likely.
[4:18] <bobdole> lol
[4:18] <bobdole> mang am I gay?
[4:18] <manG> bobdole, We won't go there ( and thats what the ladies say too)
[4:18] <bobdole> lol
[4:19] <bobdole> mang will I be banned again?
[4:19] <manG> bobdole, I like to think so bitz.

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This is after I kick banned him from #quake for being REALLY lame.

Session Start: Wed Jun 26 00:28:27 1996
[0:28] <SPEEDY> Hi yah there just letting you know i will be in the room very soon
<The_Brain> hahahaha
<The_Brain> I've got all night
[0:29] <SPEEDY> you dont think i can do it
[0:29] <SPEEDY> do you
[0:29] <SPEEDY> you dont think i can do it
<The_Brain> *yawn*
<The_Brain> ya know
<The_Brain> ya may think yer leet
[0:29] <SPEEDY> what would you say if i had another provider
[0:29] <SPEEDY> what would you say if i had another provider
<The_Brain> I'd say I'd ban that domain also
[0:29] <SPEEDY> how will you stop me
[0:29] <SPEEDY> hmm??
<The_Brain> have a nice day
[0:29] <SPEEDY> may i ask
[0:30] <SPEEDY> how will you know it's ,e
[0:30] <SPEEDY> how will you know it's me
[0:30] <SPEEDY> that's what i thought
[0:30] <SPEEDY> know
[0:30] <SPEEDY> actually
[0:31] <SPEEDY> thanks for me holding you off i got your email account
[0:31] <SPEEDY> I think i will email bomb you
<The_Brain> hahaha
<The_Brain> yea thats gonna hurt
<The_Brain> telnet in
<The_Brain> no harm done ;)
[0:32] <SPEEDY> you think i am joking
[0:32] <SPEEDY> ????
[0:32] <SPEEDY> ????
<The_Brain> hahaha
<The_Brain> nope
<The_Brain> [email protected] right?
[0:32] <SPEEDY> nop i am a hacker wrong guy too mess with
<The_Brain> go ahead mail bomb that
<The_Brain> hahahaha
<The_Brain> the guy who gets it's gonna be pissed
[0:32] <SPEEDY> i will fuck up everything in your I.S.P account
[0:32] <SPEEDY> i will fuck up everything in your I.S.P account
<The_Brain> *yawn*
<The_Brain> you suck man
<The_Brain> you see
<The_Brain> one thing ya gotta learn
<The_Brain> is humiltit
[0:33] -Trit|ZzZz- Welcome To #Quake2. We have NO clue when Q2TEST will be out so don't ask!
<The_Brain> +y
[0:33] <SPEEDY> know
[0:33] <SPEEDY> i will be the one laughing in the end
[0:33] <SPEEDY> when you see what i did too your I.S.P
*** daz is on IRC (marky mark is here)
<The_Brain> hahaha
<The_Brain> yea
<The_Brain> they will love ya
<The_Brain> go for it man
<The_Brain> I've got 4 accounts on diffrent isp's
<The_Brain> it's just wastin yer time
[0:35] <SPEEDY> I will get max.....3
[0:35] <SPEEDY> not 4
[0:35] <SPEEDY> maybe 4
[0:35] <SPEEDY> hmm
[0:35] <SPEEDY> i am up all night
[0:35] <SPEEDY> i will hack and hack
[0:35] <SPEEDY> upload virus
[0:35] <SPEEDY> too your system
[0:35] <SPEEDY> fuck up everything
[0:36] <SPEEDY> i have already dont it
[0:36] <SPEEDY> i have already done it
[0:36] <SPEEDY> right on the system boot record
<The_Brain> buahhahaha
[0:36] <SPEEDY> he was fucked
[0:36] <SPEEDY> damaged the hrd
[0:36] <SPEEDY> are you ther
[0:36] <SPEEDY> are you there
[0:36] <SPEEDY> hmm
<The_Brain> yep
<The_Brain> I am
<The_Brain> go ahead
[0:36] <SPEEDY> do you mind if i do it?
<The_Brain> try and fuck me over LOL
[0:36] <SPEEDY> upload virus's?
[0:37] <SPEEDY> i will
<The_Brain> well
[0:37] <SPEEDY> you will wish you never fucked around with ,me
<The_Brain> you're not connected to my system I see
<The_Brain> *yawn*
[0:37] <SPEEDY> who said i will do it now
<The_Brain> you're amusing ya know
<The_Brain> you think you can do anything
<The_Brain> but well
<The_Brain> yer not even CONNECTED to my system lol
<The_Brain> *** FLOOD *** : CTCP flood detected from dialin1746.globalserve.net ... now engaging protection.
<The_Brain> hahaha
<The_Brain> dude
<The_Brain> you're funny
<The_Brain> you're going in my llamas file
<The_Brain> thanks for the laugh
<The_Brain> I needed it

P.S. [0:40] *** SPEEDY ([email protected]) Quit (Excess Flood) he attempted to flood me so hard he knocked himself offline and never came back

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Yet another peon falls victim to the AOL caps lock syndrome.

Session Start: Thu Jun 27 02:25:31 1996
[2:25] <DaManiac> COME ON!!
[2:25] <DaManiac> WHATS UR PROBLEM?!?!?!
<The_Brain> fix your fuckin caps lock
[2:25] <DaManiac> I SWEAR YOU CALL URSELF A HELP CHANNEL THEN YOU BAN EVERYONE!
[2:25] <DaManiac> I DONT WANT TO!
[2:26] <DaManiac> YOU BASTARD#
<The_Brain> if you want help...ask someone who gives a fuck
[2:26] <DaManiac> FUCK YOU
[2:26] <DaManiac> UR CHAN IS SHIT
* The_Brain bows
<The_Brain> thank you
[2:26] <DaManiac> HOW DO YOU EVER EXCEPT TO GET PEOPLE IN THERE YOU HOMO
<The_Brain> who says we want people?
<The_Brain> and...have a nice day...hope you get the caps thing fixed
[2:27] <DaManiac> I DONT WANT TO

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Late night on #quake2....a bit of boredom and and the old "wheres the beta?" guy gets his.

[2:46] *** Joins: }QUIVER{[ ([email protected])
[2:46] <Tex-Murph> <MDLMan> I WOULD NEVER USE QME FOR ANIMATION! Kinda a dumb idea...
[2:46] <Tex-Murph> why?
[2:47] <MDLMan> Because it's slow, and it doesnt use IK, MB or even bones!
[2:47] <Hellscrea> I use Paintshop and DHACKED to make my mdls
[2:47] <}QUIVER{[> any one know when the quake2 betas comming out
[2:47] <Hellscrea> :)
[2:47] <Hellscrea> yeah
[2:47] <Hellscrea> its out
[2:47] <MDLMan> :-) LOL
[2:47] <MDLMan> !
[2:47] <Hellscrea> press alt+f4 to get it
[2:48] *** Quits: }QUIVER{[ (Leaving)
[2:48] <Hellscrea> heh
[2:48] <Hellscrea> :)
[2:48] <Hellscrea> I wonder
[2:48] <Tex-Murph> LOL! :)
[2:48] <Hellscrea> no way....
[2:48] <Hellscrea> It COULD NOT have worked...
[2:48] <Tex-Murph> holy shit!
[2:48] <Tex-Murph> it worked, hell
[2:48] <Hellscrea> ohmygawd
[2:48] <Hellscrea> selhtlkgaehlkthsezlktg
[2:48] <Hellscrea> yayaayayaya
[2:48] <Hellscrea> bwahahahahahahahahahaa
[2:48] <Tex-Murph> that was so fucking funny! :)
[2:48] <jpladue> MDLMan: Did I piss you off or something? Why are you ignoring me?
[2:48] <Hellscrea> ROTFL
[2:49] *** Joins: }QUIVER{[ ([email protected])
[2:49] <Hellscrea> hahahahaha
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> wanker
[2:49] <Hellscrea> haahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> wanker
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> wanker
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> wanker
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> wanker
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> wanker
[2:49] <Hellscrea> yeehaw
[2:49] *** }QUIVER{[ was kicked by PureEvil (Public Flood [Chronic G-Bot])
[2:49] *** Joins: }QUIVER{[ ([email protected])
[2:49] <Hellscrea> bwahahahaha
[2:49] <FroznFire> gee
[2:49] <FroznFire> there's a surprise.
[2:49] <Hellscrea> Iohshit...
[2:49] <}QUIVER{[> what
[2:49] <FroznFire> get banned from quake, "lets be lame in #quake2 as well"
[2:49] <Hellscrea> someone stop me from laughing
[2:49] <Tex-Murph> hehe
[2:50] <}QUIVER{[> was that quake
[2:50] * Tex-Murph laughs some more at QUIVER
[2:50] <Hellscrea> Ive got that cut, pasted, and saved in a .txt file
[2:50] <Hellscrea> :)
[2:50] <Tex-Murph> that's GOLDEN! :)
[2:50] <Hellscrea> best quote ever
[2:50] <FroznFire> that's primo log material
[2:50] <}QUIVER{[> year ha ha
[2:50] <Tex-Murph> yeah! :) send it to slipgate
[2:50] *** Joins: ^VerTig0^ ([email protected])
[2:51] <}QUIVER{[> wrong chANLE
[2:51] <}QUIVER{[> I ment to say wanker on quake2
[2:51] <}QUIVER{[> not quake
[2:51] <^VerTig0^> Hey dudes
[2:51] *** Quits: SkitZ (Ping timeout for SkitZ[hd43-029.hil.compuserve.com])
[2:51] <}QUIVER{[> hay evil person
[2:52] <Tex-Murph> hehe you IDIOT! :)
[2:52] *** Joins: SkitZ ([email protected])
[2:52] <^VerTig0^> hmmmm
[2:52] <}QUIVER{[> ha ha you wanker
[2:52] * Hellscrea pets QuIVER's bruised ego
[2:52] <Hellscrea> wank wank wank
[2:52] <}QUIVER{[> is the fucking hexen2 demo out yet
[2:52] <Hellscrea> Nope.
[2:52] <Hellscrea> Press alt+f4 to get it
[2:52] <Hellscrea> bwahahahahahahaha
[2:52] <Tex-Murph> lol
[2:53] <}QUIVER{[> go stick it up your pussy
[2:53] <Hellscrea> I wish...
[2:53] <Tex-Murph> hehe, now THAT'S an aol comment :)
[2:53] <^VerTig0^> whoah
[2:53] * Hellscrea mounts QUIVER
[2:53] <Tex-Murph> hehe
[2:53] <Hellscrea> *uNF uNF uNF uNF*
[2:53] <Tex-Murph> your name's Coleman?!! that's the name of my english teacher!
[2:54] <Hellscrea> Dammit Ive neve cried from laughing too hard before...
[2:54] <WU-Wizard> Away! [ Practicing Very Hard at Quake... ] [Time/3h 31m] [Log/Off] [Page/Off]
[2:54] <Tex-Murph> hehge
[2:54] <^VerTig0^> hmmmm
[2:54] <Tex-Murph> hehe i mean
[2:54] <Hellscrea> hedgehawg
[2:54] <}QUIVER{[> this is a Australian conmment:you yours mate
[2:55] <Hellscrea> you yours mate?
[2:55] <Hellscrea> hrm...
[2:55] <}QUIVER{[> up yours mate
[2:55] <^VerTig0^> Can't even laugh properly :)
<The_Brain> Hi, I'm randy
[2:55] <Tex-Murph> you your yours you mate
[2:55] <Hellscrea> You yours mate!!!!
[2:55] <Tex-Murph> youze your mate
[2:55] <jpladue> quiver, they are shipping Kraft Vegemite to the US.
[2:55] <}QUIVER{[> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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[2:55] <Hellscrea> AYe maytee
[2:55] <}QUIVER{[> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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[2:55] <}QUIVER{[> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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[2:55] <}QUIVER{[> dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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[2:55] *** Quits: }QUIVER{[ (Excess Flood)
[2:55] <Hellscrea> hahahahaahaha
<The_Brain> hahaha
[2:55] <Hellscrea> bwahahahaha
[2:55] <Tex-Murph> hehe
[2:55] *** Joins: }QUIVER{[ ([email protected])
<The_Brain> I woulda banned
[2:55] <jpladue> BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2:55] <FroznFire> uh
[2:55] <^VerTig0^> lol
<The_Brain> but I WAS WAITING
[2:55] <FroznFire> k.....
[2:55] <^VerTig0^> bye
[2:55] <Hellscrea> L-L-A-M-A
[2:56] <FroznFire> 1 person is gonna flood everyone else, without flooding himself huh?
[2:56] <Tex-Murph> L-L-A-M-A
[2:56] <}QUIVER{[> I hate asshole
[2:56] <}QUIVER{[> s
[2:56] <Hellscrea> I hate my asshole too
[2:56] *** Joins: stonage ([email protected])
[2:56] <Tex-Murph> hehe
[2:56] <^VerTig0^> For sure... Just got fucking nuked to a different planet[flooded even]
[2:56] <Tex-Murph> somebody ban this idiot
[2:56] <Hellscrea> noway
[2:56] <Hellscrea> hes funny as shit
[2:56] <}QUIVER{[> lame thats the shitest payout
[2:56] <^VerTig0^> hmmm
[2:56] <Tex-Murph> hehe
[2:56] *** The_Brain sets mode: +b *!*colemant@*.mtx.net.au
[2:56] *** }QUIVER{[ was kicked by The_Brain (( ��Hw�rtZ (�� t T��t tH� h��P� f�� R��)) thanks for the laughs)
[2:56] <Hellscrea> Heeheheheh
[2:56] <Tex-Murph> lol
[2:56] <Tex-Murph> nice one brain :)
[2:56] <Hellscrea> Ohshit that r00led

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Boredom stirkes #quake2...(I have no idea why I included this)

[22:07] <Tritian> i cant connect to the winamp web page
[22:07] <Tritian> damn you cruel world
[22:07] * NetGuy just downloaded the new winamp today :)
[22:07] *** Joins: CaViaR ([email protected])
[22:08] *** Parts: CaViaR ([email protected])
[22:08] <Critter> heh, drive by
[22:08] <WitZ> critter
[22:08] <WitZ> the window is the same size
[22:08] <Critter> try ctrl-d
[22:09] <WitZ> thanks
[22:09] <WitZ> how nice of you :)
<The_Brain> sorry trit
<The_Brain> I shut down the winamp site cause I knew you wanted it
[22:09] <Critter> :)
[22:09] <Critter> heh
*** ryan5 has left IRC
[22:10] -NetGuy- [WallOps/#Quake2]: I'll dcc it to you if you want Trit... I just downloaded it today
[22:10] <WitZ> bah
[22:10] <WitZ> the puff daddy mp3 i got is like 2 minutes
[22:10] <WitZ> short, i should say
[22:10] <WitZ> bastards
[22:11] <Critter> yeah, puff daddy
[22:11] <WitZ> critter: how do you size it back down?
[22:11] <Critter> ctrl-d again
[22:11] <WitZ> i see, can't do it while playing
[22:11] <WitZ> nm
[22:11] <WitZ> now it works :/
[22:11] <Critter> it has to be the active window
[22:11] <Tritian> TB: FUCK YOU DUDE
[22:12] <Tritian> TB: I H4X0R YOU NOW
[22:12] <Tritian> B33Y0TCH
[22:12] <WitZ> critter: you wouldn't happen to have the i'll be missing you mp3?
* The_Brain reboots tritians side of the internet
[22:12] <Critter> yeppers
[22:13] * Tritian takes down Arkansas.net by winnuking the 1 386 14.4 computer they have as the backbone
<The_Brain> hey now...
<The_Brain> they upgraded it to a 486!!!!
[22:13] <Tritian> doh
[22:13] <Critter> damn, 4mb
[22:13] <WitZ> critter: can you email it maybe?
[22:13] <WitZ> or give me a url?
<The_Brain> they even put 4 megs o ram in it
[22:13] <Critter> hmmmm
<The_Brain> Ph34R
[22:14] <Critter> jeez, can't zip that shit
[22:14] <Tritian> 1 h4x0r3d j00 Th3_Br41n, j00r C0nn3Ct10n 1s n0l0ng3r 0nl1n3. j00 w1ll Ph34r m3, 1 0wn j00 b33�0tCh
[22:14] <Critter> it's squeezed up tight
[22:14] <WitZ> yepper
[22:14] <Critter> i forget where i got it
[22:15] -Tritian- [WallOps]10[#Quake2] oh, and dcc me the new winamp :)
[22:15] <WitZ> damn you!
[22:15] <WitZ> i dig that song.
[22:15] -NetGuy- [WallOps/#Quake2]: I was gonna ask yew if yew wanted it, trits0r <G>
<The_Brain> 4y3 y4M Sp00feD frum gawDz r3wT bAwX fuX0r Th15!!!!
[22:16] <NetGuy> lol
[22:16] *** Joins: MooCow ([email protected])
* The_Brain haX up SuM n4dZ
[22:16] <Tritian> j00 C4nn0t h1d3 fr0m m� h4x0r1ng P0w3rs!!! 1 w1ll r3s0lv3 j00r sP3wf 4nd /əll j00r tr4nsm1ss10ns
<The_Brain> PH34R fux0r byooootch 4y3z owN U errr jeW
[22:17] <NetGuy> rofl
[22:17] *** Quits: WU-Wizard (Leaving)
[22:17] <Tritian> 1 h4v3 r3s0lv3d j00r sP3wl t0 127.0.0.1 b33�0tCh, j00r d34d n0w. T1M3 T0 1CMP TH4T B1TCH
[22:18] <NetGuy> LOL
[22:18] <NetGuy> you know,
[22:18] <Critter> hmmm, char sub
[22:18] <Tritian> ### PINGING 127.0.0.1 WITH 64k PACKETS ###
[22:18] <WitZ> bahahaha
[22:18] <WitZ> lol
<The_Brain> 4y3 wiLl j00z3 d33 n0r7H am3r1C4N ReuTerZ on j00r azz!@#~
[22:18] <Critter> pretty fast eh?
[22:18] <NetGuy> I rarely actually "laugh out loud" at something on IRC but for some
reason I'm actually laughing out loud at you guys <G>
[22:18] *** Quits: Tritian (ping timeout)
[22:18] <NetGuy> lol
[22:19] <Critter> Life isnt strange, the people in it are strange
<The_Brain> HAHAHAHA
[22:19] *** Joins: Tritian ([email protected])
[22:19] <WitZ> uuuhhhh
[22:19] <WitZ> haha
[22:19] <PureEvil> Greetings master Tritian
[22:19] <Critter> go bobcats
[22:19] <Wolf-> netguy, step away from the bottle.
[22:19] <FroznFire> haha
[22:19] *** PureEvil sets mode: +o Tritian
<The_Brain> eYe y4mZ De3 hax0r uF h4x0rs!@~#$ Ph34R mA n4dz
[22:19] <Tritian> N0!!!! j00 C4N N0T h4x0r M3
[22:20] <Tritian> 1 W1LL T4/ɛ D0WN j00R C0NN3CT10N, 1 4M ST1LL P1NG1NG 127.0.0.1
B1TCH, j00 SH0ULD D13 4N� S3C0ND N0W
[22:20] <Tritian> 1 C4N T3LL 1T 1S W0R/əNG C4US3 j00R P1NG 1S HUG3!!!!!*()&#)
[22:20] <CoRNo> j00 mU55 B0w D0wN B4 m33
[22:20] *** Quits: Tritian (ping timeout)
[22:20] *** Joins: Tritian ([email protected])
[22:20] <PureEvil> Greetings master Tritian
<The_Brain> j00 ar3 A lAhm3

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thanks lagos ;)

hax0r buffer saved on Tue Dec 30 21:33:42 1997
<hax0r> hey
<Lagos> hi
<hax0r> where's my ops?
<Lagos> uh
<Lagos> what?
<hax0r> remember yesterday, you said you'd op me in #unreal if I didn't r00t your win95 box
<hax0r> and well it's today
<hax0r> so
<hax0r> what are we waiting for?
<Lagos> what the hell are you talking about?
<hax0r> yesterday!!!
<Lagos> u must have the wrong op or something
<hax0r> no it was you!!!
<hax0r> don't make me Winnuke you
<Lagos> haha
<Lagos> who are u really?
<hax0r> hax0r
<hax0r> now op me
<hax0r> you said you would
<Lagos> u lie
<hax0r> no I don't!
<hax0r> I only speak the truth
<hax0r> you have 5 seconds to op me
<Lagos> heh ur full of shit then
<hax0r> or I will Winnuke you
<Lagos> i'm shakin in my boots
<hax0r> hey why do you think people call me hax0r?
<Lagos> ROFL
<hax0r> come on
<Lagos> haha no
<hax0r> well I just got WinNuke 95
<Lagos> oh i feer u
<hax0r> you better
<hax0r> I am loading it right now
<hax0r> you have 3 seconds..
<Lagos> haha
<hax0r> well my dad is a cop
<hax0r> he'll bust you
<Lagos> HAHAHA
<Lagos> for what?
<hax0r> your ip is a piraters IP I have been tracking throughout FTP's
<Lagos> oh no!!
<Lagos> rofl
<Lagos> hey if lets see what you're made of
<Lagos> winnuke 127.0.0.1
<hax0r> ummm
<hax0r> that's my uncle's ISP
<hax0r> he runs it
<Lagos> lol
<Lagos> seriously..
<Lagos> who are you
<Lagos> haha
<hax0r> hey
<hax0r> what's so funny?
<Lagos> u are, haha
<Lagos> so am i nuked yet?
<hax0r> I have to get off the computer, I'm going to go call my uncle and tell him your laughed at his ISP
<hax0r> okay?
<hax0r> when I come back you better op me
<Lagos> hehe ok
<Lagos> whatever
10N> 10hax0r is not on IRC.
<hax0r> hey
<hax0r> my uncle doesn't own 127.0.01
<hax0r> sorry
<Lagos> hah
<Lagos> so u can winnuke it right?
<Lagos> that's my ip btw
<hax0r> I don't know..
<hax0r> he said it's my IP..
<hax0r> but I know that isn't my IP
<hax0r> who's IP is it?
<Lagos> i told u it's mine
<Lagos> try winnuking it
<hax0r> are you sure it's safe?
<Lagos> ya i'm sure
<hax0r> because
<hax0r> that could be a bank or something
<Lagos> it's not
<Lagos> tell me when u nuke it
<hax0r> okay hold on
<hax0r> I have to load WinNUke95
<Lagos> sure i'll wait
<hax0r> wait
<hax0r> isn't nuking illegal?
<Lagos> no
<Lagos> they just passed a law
<Lagos> saying u can do it
<Lagos> if the person asks you too
<hax0r> well I don't know
<Lagos> i guess you aren't a hacker then
<hax0r> okayv
<hax0r> I'm nuking it right about now
<hax0r> well 1 second
<Lagos> i'll be waiting
<hax0r> -NICKSRV- THE NICKNAME YOU ARE USING IS A RESERVED NAME ON UNDERNET CHANGE IT NOW OR BE /KILL'D
<hax0r> ?
<Lagos> dunno, better hurry up and nuke me
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hax0r buffer saved on Tue Dec 30 21:40:54 1997
<hax0r> hey
<hax0r> when I pressed the button
<hax0r> something on my computer screwed up
<Lagos> ya
<Lagos> u know why?
<hax0r> why?
<Lagos> cause 127.0.0.1 is your computer
<hax0r> it is?
<hax0r> you liar
<hax0r> you told me it was you!
<Lagos> ya
<hax0r> that's it!
<Lagos> i was wrong
<hax0r> I'm going to email bomb you!
<Lagos> haha
<hax0r> what's your email address?
<hax0r> come on
<hax0r> I want to email you some warez
<Lagos> hold on
<hax0r> so tell me your email address
<Lagos> [email protected]
<hax0r> [email protected] ?
<hax0r> I'll send you some warez :)
<Lagos> k thanks
<hax0r> hahahah you fell for it!
<hax0r> I'm email bombing you
<Lagos> OH NO!
<hax0r> yes
<hax0r> well I have to go
<Lagos> oh ok
<Lagos> bye now
<hax0r> I have to get of the computer before 9:45 ..
<hax0r> talk to you tommorow if I can come on
<Lagos> aww
<Lagos> sure i'll be here!
<Lagos> cleaning thru my mailbox!
<hax0r> cool!
10N> 10hax0r is not on IRC.
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